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Post by midimike on Jan 21, 2008 15:51:05 GMT
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
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Post by Emerald Midi on Jan 21, 2008 18:29:01 GMT
Nice one! Had me laughing, that did
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Post by JohnG on Jan 23, 2008 7:37:57 GMT
That one tickled my funny-bone for sure.
But did the pharmacist and the lady get it together and live happily ever after? Just wondered. JohnG.
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larryc
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Post by larryc on Jan 23, 2008 11:21:05 GMT
That one tickled my funny-bone for sure. But did the pharmacist and the lady get it together and live happily ever after? Just wondered. JohnG. Don't think so John, The chemistry wasn't right
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Post by jelliemonkey on Jan 31, 2008 4:15:35 GMT
Now thats a goodie...
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Post by jford on Jan 31, 2008 17:19:52 GMT
This was great. I didn't see where it was going at first, then wham, the punch line just hits you. It's priceless. I'll definitely have to share this one with some people I know.
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