Dear Dad

[midimike]

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would
like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.
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Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an
hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble
task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

[JohnG]

Reminds me of the (much) earlier version:

A young student sends a telegram (remember those?) to his mother as follows:

"Dear Mum no mon no fun your son stop"

The reply comes back, from his father though:

"dear lad how sad too bad your dad stop"

The later version is more clever though.
JG

[bingo]

i liked em both